A Mac and cheese!
Can’t wait for Johny’s return.
Animal control officers found a stray pit bull carrying a wounded Chihuahua around in her mouth, occasionally stopping to lick his ruptured eye. They’ve since been adopted and remain best friends. Source
"Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor."
the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)